A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
by MR_Sir March 9, 2018
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This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn
This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn
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"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
by NebulaNom April 2, 2015
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Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P
Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
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Get the Ghost Wank mug.when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
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