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Posh wank

A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank
by MR_Sir March 9, 2018
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Wholesome Wank

The act of beating your meat to porn not involving fetishes.

This is often performed after feeling guilty about watching regret porn
A good wholesome wank is basically confessions for atheists.
by The ideal God May 27, 2018
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Wank-Toss

A word used to show the emotion of "i 100% cannot be fucked with this"
Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "
by Simpsy April 17, 2008
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Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.
"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
by NebulaNom April 2, 2015
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Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby
Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy
by Will lloyd April 14, 2021
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Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.
Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
by Merulone August 20, 2021
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miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
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