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No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
by cumcannister July 27, 2021
by Cole-kun March 03, 2021
A man who works in a low brow job as an economic migrant well having sexual interest in and older disabled man
ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
ex. "Dave" im goner bugger you sam
ex. "sam" smash my wee ass I travelled to England for a living wage. freedom im just a wee porridge wog bugger me sexy .
by rRIGHT TO BUYr August 31, 2018
by gayhehehehe November 04, 2019
a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.
by ipromise4ever January 10, 2012
This is Sriracha sauce mixed with ranch dressing, approx. 40% Sriracha and 60% ranch. The most awesome sauce you can put on pizza and other foods.
by GVLOPEZ March 08, 2011
A all round great guy he’s funny and enjoys making people laugh he may be stupid sometimes but he doesn’t care he’s always there for you and never lies to you. Don’t lose him he’s is the best
by Sammy dodger 235 June 26, 2019