War Thunder

War Thunder is a next gen MMO with very beatiful graphics and mechanics (ok this one is a joke). It has ww2 tanks and aircraft plus post-war tanks like Abrams or Challanger. In the game is a thing called "russian bias" which results from little noob kids killed a T-34-85 because the didnt know where to shoot. The bias is in every nation (except britain and japan) and can be activated ONLY if you know your tanks and the enemy's weakspots.

Did you see Squire's video?
Friend: what game is it?
War thunder.
Friend: it looks nice. Is it free?
Yeah
Friend: noice. Time to get a Sherman and spread capitalism
Me: *sends friend to gulag* only T-34s allowed

by Ivan_Potietovici March 17, 2018

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Tribal Wars

Tribal Wars is a game in which you build your own village and have to defend it or attack other villages.

The people who play this game are usually called 'tribal wars players'.

The stereotypical player is a loser and a withwalker. They have no life at all and play playstation 3 too.

Person 1: Hey, do you play tribal wars?
Person 2: NO, that's for losers and withwalkers.
Person 3: okay :(

by MitsubishiTribalWarrior November 1, 2011

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guild wars

...Boring
the poor man version of WoW

Person 1: Dude, wanna play WoW?
Person2: Sorry, I'm too poor so i can't see how much better WoW is than guild wars
person: ...you're lame

by edd wilson October 26, 2006

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War Dong

When a man comes home after boning his mistress and has sex with his wife.

"War Dong' Dude Jeff is so gross and wrong he was out with some chippy and after banging her came home to his Wife and had sex with her too using his WAR DONG AND WITHOUT A SHOWER!

by Pool Pig March 2, 2014

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