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Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap
"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.
by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012
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Land Lubber

A derogatory term for someone who lives on land, as opposed to on the water or ship. Often considered extremely offensive.
Argh! Ye scurvy dog! I reckon you to be a land lubber argh!
by wordier July 15, 2015
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Vanessa Land

A place that is moist and pink and always warm. Normally can be found the peak of where Vanessa's legs meet. Everything is edible just like Willy Wonkas factory
Hey guys sorry I'm so wet just got back from Vanessa Land it was such a blast. Anyone got a towel
by DaddyLovesLatina May 23, 2021
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Bumpy Landing

When the gasses left from crop dusting catch up to you as you sit down. This has the unfortunate effect of giving away the normally anonymous act of crop dusting, as well as assaulting you with your own chemical warfare.
I was crop dusting all the way back from the bathroom, but had a bumpy landing when I returned to the table.
by iamgigglz May 4, 2011
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No man’s land

The area of a pussy that is beyond balls deep. Only one man has ever reached it, Sir Noah Margolis. No one else can achieve this depth, and no one else has even attempted
“Hey, did you find No Man’s Land?”
Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to find it. It’s not long enough
by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021
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Land Fish

Land fish is the opposite of a slut, as a land fish is fucking dry. It has more of a negative connotation as it can be used to describe someone who doesn’t get a lot of action, but on the other hand it’s hella hilarious.
Emil: “hey Mali you’re a land fish”
Mali: “lmaooooo, ouch
by Maiskolbe April 21, 2019
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The landing.

When you and your squad get your arse handed to you in warzone and blame it on where you jumped and landed. Nothing at all to do with you and your team being shit at the game.
Team1: Fuck I’m down..
Team2: it’s the landing. bro I tell you!
Team3: yep, shit spot to land!
by CrackheadJim May 24, 2020
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