Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

by turtle owner December 14, 2019

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 05, 2009

I like turtles

I like turtles.

Omg I like turtles.

by stinky fart rat August 28, 2017

Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket

Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Turtle Top Hat

When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.

The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.

by Turtlejournal January 03, 2008

I like turtles

when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening

Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring

by Nermine February 27, 2017

I like turtles

Whenever you see an epic fail, let it know how much you like turtles. It's the latest trend, created by Brad Loeffler (not his real name) of MyYearbook.com on 6/19/10. Turtles will soon get worldwide recognition. It's only a matter of time ;)

I like turtles.

by BradLikesTurtles June 25, 2010