Sam John Doyle

A all round great guy he’s funny and enjoys making people laugh he may be stupid sometimes but he doesn’t care he’s always there for you and never lies to you. Don’t lose him he’s is the best

That guys certainly Sam John Doyle

by Sammy dodger 235 June 26, 2019

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Dirty sam booth

A fake sugar babe who exploits horny old men for money. They will often exploit several men at once using nudes they have been sent.

Ah shit i’ve got to do a dirty sam booth to get my lad brooks money back

by thepigeonpie April 2, 2020

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Sam Cole, innit?

One without salt. And one who has tastes in women.

Oioi, that's Sam Cole, innit? (all bow)

by Cole-kun March 2, 2021

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Sam Porter Bridges

He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.

Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~

by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021

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Pull a Sam Haynes

Injure oneself before an important race

Nate: I’m going skating
Barbera: don’t pull a Sam Haynes!

by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019

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Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.

Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard

by cumcannister July 26, 2021

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