Toilet Paper

Pretty much the most valuable thing from 2020.

Guy 1: Do you know where I can get toilet paper?
Guy 2: Nowhere, all of the angry karens and grandmas took them.

by Get Noobed XD January 19, 2021

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

paper welding

When young men reach a certain age they desire physical and sexual arousal. Specific magazines have been produced specially for this purpose. From time to time when an unsuspecting parent or friend of the young man attempts to open the magazine, they may discover the pages have been adheared to one another by a sticky, and white substance. Thus, they have been paper welded.

Damn dude, have you read the new Sports Illustrated ?
Hell yeah, I was paper welding the hell out of the Ryan Reynolds page

by G3169 May 29, 2017

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 11, 2020

tycoon paper

toilet paper that is used in commercial areas that is expensive and not cheap only to impress customers and visitors

Tycoon paper is better than toilet paper

by Billiam Beaver July 5, 2016

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator

A simulator in Roblox where you have to throw Paper Balls or Paper Products to gain money (what's up with that?). When you throw a paper ball, it goes into your backpack (again, what's up with that?), and you can sell it for money (what's up with that!? Is the buyer of these paper balls in your backpack a murderer which wants you to weaken the victims to kill them, like Moriarty who sponsored the cabby in A Study in Pink (Sherlock Holmes), but the cabby was actually killing the victims, not Moriarty.) You can buy bigger backpacks from the "Buy" section. You can also buy new Paper Aproducts to "weaken"the walls (you can buy a new area once you reach enough money). There are also codes, but I won't talk about them.

ROBLOX Paper Ball Simulator: New update! 1. New boss! You can throw paper balls at it to kill it!
Me: Yet again, I don't want to kill anyone.

by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020