Coffee

A slang term for hot black sex.

"Hey! wanna go out for some coffee?"

by Meowzic November 7, 2016

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black coffee

black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.

black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:

by sprucewolf November 2, 2024

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Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.

Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.

by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018

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Coffee?

Offer to purchase coffee for your friends and co-workers

Paul: "Coffee?"
Allan: "Yeah, can you get me get a medium coffee with one cream. Thanks!"

by pineapplebottom September 2, 2017

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colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017

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