Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009

Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement

Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam

by Guy F. March 28, 2022

texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.

hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.

by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019

Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.

Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.

by v4life68 November 9, 2012

Texas screwdriver Deluxe

When several Texans gang up on a male or female and aggressively fuck their rectum until their anus is 5 inches wide or wider.

YEEHAW lets Texas screwdriver Deluxe this bitch BROTHER

by bich niga July 2, 2018

Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.

I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....

by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018

Lake Worth Texas

Lake Worth Texas is mainly known for Best Buy, pill poppers, and loose white women.

Kenny: hey do you want to go to Lake Worth Texas?
Mario: no I don't need anything from Best Buy.

by SavageRios August 24, 2016