Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009

Texas Sweet Potato

A person poops in the toilet and then opens their legs and vomits between them. Thus making a mixing bowl of poo and vomit.

Amanda got so drunk, she ate a box of fiber one bars and ended up pushing out texas sweet potatoes all night!

by I <3 Tits June 24, 2010

Lake Worth Texas

Lake Worth Texas is mainly known for Best Buy, pill poppers, and loose white women.

Kenny: hey do you want to go to Lake Worth Texas?
Mario: no I don't need anything from Best Buy.

by SavageRios August 24, 2016

texas corn husker

The act of freezing a piece of your partner's feces and using it as an anal dildo until it melts.

I gave her a texas corn husker

by Armrx January 13, 2016

The Texas Mud flap.

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.

My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.

by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017

Texas screwdriver Deluxe

When several Texans gang up on a male or female and aggressively fuck their rectum until their anus is 5 inches wide or wider.

YEEHAW lets Texas screwdriver Deluxe this bitch BROTHER

by bich niga July 2, 2018

texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.

hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.

by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019