pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

Pumpkin Smashed

A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class

Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.

by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017

Smash and Grab

Forcefully smacking someone's ass then once contact is made, grabbing it firmly.

Stop smacking my ass!
I'm not, I'm giving you the ol' smash and grab!

by fUCKDpopO October 18, 2017

Sumo smash

When you would have very hard and rough sex with that person. Would go to the nasty freaky extremes of smashing

I would sumo smash that ass.
She has that body I would sumo smash .

by Fluffiesfinest October 26, 2017

smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

Smash and Lash

To lead someone into having sex with you and then leave immediately after and never communicate or be associated with them again as if they never exsisted. Can also be abbreviated to S&L.

"Girl, remember the boy I met the other week, yeah well he full did a smash and lash on me."

by wan2thedon23 June 29, 2017