Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.

Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

Or

A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"

by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021

Robert

He's nice, funny and really and I mean really fucking tall

Why the hell is Robert so Tall

by asddddddddddddd February 23, 2021

Robert

he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13

Robert is cool

by jeraldin February 17, 2021

Tim Roberts

He will hunt you down if you fail your imedia course

"You failed your imedia course, Tim Roberts is coming for you"

by ddudbt asd January 13, 2022

Caroline Roberts

The most awesome, prettiest girl in the world. She is gorgeous, and everyone loves her. She is smart, and perfect in every way.

Joe "OMG! Do you know that Caroline Roberts girl? She is perfect!
Sarah "YA! of course i know her. We are BFF's!"

by Cupcake;P May 10, 2015

Robert Rizz

The kind of rizz that only lets you pull men, no women.

*random dude uses Robert rizz*
Random Person 1: That dude has Robert Rizz!
Random Person 2: NAWWWWWWW!

by super awesome cool kid 😎 February 15, 2024

Gillian Roberts

An amazing friend and great hockey player.

Wow that girl is such a Gillian Roberts

by Dudesome908098097 October 15, 2011