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Tard

"Tard" A noun meaning: A person who did something stupid , or lame

Tard is to be said in a joking matter. Not to be confused with the word "Retard"

If your bestfriend did something cheesy or stupid , you simply call them a "Tard"
"Nathaniel Hernandez is such a tard." His bestfriend , Alexander said jokingly
by SlyFoxXoXo December 18, 2017
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Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
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Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.
Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
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Corn-tard

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.
Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.
by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025
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Tarding

Someone who displays moronic behaviour, and keeps presistent in doing it.
They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.
by Migg83 February 27, 2018
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tarded

The act of accidentally getting mustard on yourself or clothing.
Look at that unlucky person getting tarded over there.
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tard

to describe a reatard
they probs bi polar
describes ppl who are idiots or morons
or retards
or someone white and trans
guy 1: "you see that guy?"
guy 2: "yea he looks like a tard"
by cuck321 October 12, 2023
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