by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021
Get the lean green mean cream machinemug. Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
Get the fap machinemug. a retarded meme of a kid with autism named kaylob saying words such as "not the machine" "lets hide" hey you" "again" over complextro music that became popular amongst the sANDBOX gmod community
by barrysgod December 1, 2023
Get the not the machinemug. A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.
See also; fart porn
See also; fart porn
by PoopSlave97 January 27, 2024
Get the dopamine slot machinemug. A highly skilled drama king or queen. An individual who can cause hate and discontent in their sleep. A professional troublemaker who says just the right things to cause a conflict. Someone who can relentlessly go from one situation to another and stir the pot. Veteran instigator.
He's the only guy I know who can make everyone at work hate one another after only an hour, he's one trouble brewing machine!
by LarsonM October 23, 2012
Get the trouble brewing machinemug. Game based off the 80's toys of the same name. The series lasted from 1991 - 2017, with the most recent game being... Well... Depends how you see it.
The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
The games will usually start by you choosing a character (ex: Walter, Cherry, Spider, Chen) and racing. You can qualify if you've reached 1st or 2nd place and move onto the next race. There is also a mode called Head-to-Head, where racers have to end the race with the most points (by making the opponent drive off-screen).
Person: Hey, wanna play Micro Machines?
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
Person 2: Yeah, as long as it isn't Turbo Tournament 96'. I fucking hate that one.
by questionaaaaah March 11, 2024
Get the Micro Machinesmug. A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.
by troll3193 February 5, 2023
Get the Human Copying Machinemug.