Being the Captain

Like in the Star trek movies it means you are fucked.
You promote someone to Captain therefor putting al the blame and responsibility on that person. So you can sneak away.

"Hey James, i'm just going next door, and uh you're the Captain. Bye!"

"Ah FUCK!"

(therefor being the Captain)

by Spilox May 8, 2009

"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 13, 2006

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010

elevator captain

The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.

The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."

by The Pirate of Pissants February 21, 2006

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."

Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

by Ghetto Neematoad July 16, 2008

Pipe captain

A guy who is designated by his friend to have sex with, or pipe out, his girl while he is unable to do so.

Harry: "Hey Jack! Will you be my pipe captain while I am away this weekend?"
Jack: "I would be honored!"

by Johnny_whitestream November 10, 2016

Shaft Captain

Another name for a Staff Captain in halo 3 but more related to being a Staff Captain in real life-being a noob at life, having a lot of experience but still is a noob. Used to describe a teenager most times.

Winston: damn look at that girls titties.
Sam: she's out of your league dude.
Winston: that girl is fineeeee.
Sam: ur such a Shaft Captain

by ddrew3 May 20, 2010