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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.
1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Something like mixing GNC with a dog show. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience. They had about as much in common as Clovis and RuPaul, or somebody like RuPaul.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020
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Bubbly

To take a piss in one's own mouth
Ethan from sidemen does a bubbly during every shower.
by Xinleen July 21, 2025
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monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
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Bubbles

At first there was no booty but God said " let there be booty" and thus bubbles was born.
Id fuck bubbles for a million dollars
by Dr. Nitraflex January 19, 2017
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Struggle Bubble

A social bubble that’s comprised of slackers and motivators. When the slackers cry of problems and the motivators have solutions. It becomes a struggle bubble when the slackers mentally shutdown when the motivators provide a solution to their cries.
Slacker: My car is broken and have no money!
Motivator: Want to apply to my company and get a good paying job?
Slacker: Hell No, because I might lose my government free money.
Motivator: I thought you preached about free loaders?
Slacker: Whatever, I’m going to smoke some weed.
Then begins the struggle bubble once other motivators and slackers start bickering within the social bubble.
by Chuckingrocks June 13, 2023
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Bubble fucker

(noun); A person(s)who invades your personal space and likes to pop and or burst your bubble.
Stop fucking with my bubble you bubble fucker
by KyKy0527 June 18, 2016
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