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Beauty and The Beads 

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.
How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.
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Batter the Bean 

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.
Batter the Bean by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean?”
“no”
The swelling of the female clitoris due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm. AKA the female equivalent to blue balls. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by a variety of antecdotes . . ranging from sexual intercourse to a mere twiddling.
Come on, just because you have blue balls doesn't mean I have to have blue bean . . . just twiddle it . . just a little bit.
Blue Bean by Skyday November 7, 2007

ghetto banshee

An obnoxious woman of urban decay who boasts a shrill, loud, annoying laugh at mildly funny things and a voice that reaches higher decibels when used in an argument. Her voice is much like that of the wailing banshee of Irish folklore.
Person 1: I'm not asking Shajuana to come with us to the movies because she laughs so damn loud you can't hear nothing.

Person 2: I know, right? She just a damn ghetto banshee.
ghetto banshee by Speely March 22, 2009

uwu smol bean 

Someone who is so annoying and stupid they crave attention for the sole purpose of being "cute" or "quirky". And make dumb faces like "UwU" or "OwO" etc.
Shut up you uwu smol bean

Brynn is such an uwu smol bean
uwu smol bean by Skinnybarbzxo January 4, 2021