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Tony reid

A tony reid is a fat poof who wears fakes clothes and thinks he is a badman when all he does is smoke catnip
" awww here is that no that tony reid and brandon "
" aye fucksake "
by Mussy boys March 26, 2023
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Tracksuit Toni

A Raiders Fan that wears a tracksuit to tailgate.
RoDger- “hey tracksuit Toni throw me a Modelo!”
Tracksuit Toni- “I got you FOO! Hey foo, you also want some verga?”
RoDger-“no thanks I’m really hungry and that little thing is snack size”
Tracksuit Toni-“f u puto!”
by Potato nutsack July 4, 2024
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Tony hines

Is a word used to describe someone with black gelled hair who has a passion for leather jackets and smoking. He can appear to be a homeless cat but it becomes quiete clear he is the guy from dirty dancing. He can be located in the southern part of the uk.
That boy is hot but he's no tony Hines
by Steven Spielberg June 2, 2017
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TONY VALENTI

An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.

Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
That Tony Valenti sure can throat that bread loaf.
by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023
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Lil Toni

lil tony’s younger brother who loves vegan semen down his throat.

Lil Toni: I give you sucky sucky for twenty five

Guy 1: wtf why you bully me

lil toni: what you don’t want sucky suck then I shall Bill Cosby you

Five hrs later

Officer 1: looks like this dude has been bill cosbied

Officer 2: well I bet it’s lil Toni

Officer 1: lil tony or lil Toni
Officer 2: nigga the gay one

Officer 1: oh that one
Don’t let lil Toni come near you when he’s horny son.
by big black bus September 27, 2018
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Trippy Toni

Trippy Toni is a monster that hides under the beds of all those who oppose him. They say if you say his name into a mirror 3 Times, he will appear and jugg your weed and have intercourse with your underage sister. A demon or legend? You decide.
Hey is that Trippy Toni beating that country niqqas ass?
by Bamden2040 December 16, 2020
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Toni's Law

Toni's Law (Also Known as: The Toni Fallacy and "You're Wrong"):

The false belief that if Toni said some shit, it will always be 100% correct no matter the context, circumstances, or situation. This also applies to any action or previous action she has made. Pulling up any evidence against such is invalid and therefore ultimately nullified, so don't waste your time buddy.

Phrases such as "I think your understanding may be mistaken because..." or “I believe there might be some inaccuracies in your statement.” or even "you dumbass you totally don't know what the fuck you're talking about you stupid bitch" all fall under this law/fallacy so just accept that you can never win an argument and you will always be proven incorrect. You can even be proven wrong wayyyy later and that could contribute to the law of Toni.

Violating this law will can and will invoke the following consequences if Toni decides to be petty (will happen almost every single fucking time):

Being packed and yelled at to shut the fuck up
Being said to have always been wrong
Having your name changed to something derogatory
Getting muted or blocked because she feels like it
Exposed + ratio'd on twitter
Etc

P.S. Other consequences may be added later as time passes since the author of this law falls under it the most and as such will fall victim to it whether I like it or not 😔
Person A: "Actually that's not true cuz if you played without whiffing so much you'd be better"
Toni: "I didn't ask you dumb bitch stfu"

Person B: "Did you know Bruce actually loves Jason?"
Toni: Well if he did then why did he give up so quick on Jason in the Arkham games?"
Person B: "Damn you're right"
Toni: "Always am"

Person C: "Remember when Toni said the first Captain America movie sucks and is just like every other war movie which also sucks and boring?"
Person D: "Nah she's wrong everyone likes that movie and war movies are boring"
Person E: "Ohhh you fucked up my nigga that falls under Toni's Law"
by Ziggibear August 17, 2024
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