blasting my mind

To get high on marijuana.

I was blasting my mind all day today.

by emit June 11, 2008

mind botling

having difficulty deciphering a phrase or text that can lead to frustration.

"It's mind botling with what you just said, I don't understand what angle your coming from"

by tustada May 5, 2016

Mind Bone

A phrase derived from the English saying "mind-blown" entailing that the speaker discovered something shocking and popular slang "boner," meaning a male erection in the genetalia. This fusion essentially entails that the speaker whom expresses it is having a blast of knowledge that rapidly expands their knowledge in a sexual manner.

Dude, I didn't know that! I just got a serious mind bone.

by Fuehbdici jdbsgc October 29, 2017

The law of the forgetful mind

The law of the forgetful mind states that if you do something and someone forgets you did or if you take something and someone forgets about it you have now gotten away with that action.

“Yeah I’m still using their skateboard because they forgot I had it, gotta love the law of the forgetful mind.”

by Stefonson December 29, 2024

Make no never mind

Leave me the fuck alone

You just make no never mind.

by Make no never mind March 21, 2024

mindfulness

When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.

In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.

by Bachelor boB July 11, 2021

close minded blame

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.

Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018