Wonky Chopping

A word for extreme or first degree gurning.

Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.

Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!

Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!

By Nicola

by WordallySmart June 15, 2019

squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop

*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋

by DragonsBane07312000 January 05, 2019

the big chop

the transition into a baby gay through the means of cutting one's hair. most gay AFABs go through this.

"yo, did you hear about insert name? yeah, they're going through the big chop right now."

by spider mochi November 26, 2020

chop cigar

A phat dank cigar, referencing chop, a cigar stuffed with weed and tobacco.

“I’m a pot star, smoking on chop cigars.” -Mazi

by BeaminQuick June 17, 2020

chop me

another term for giving someone 'knuckles'

hey dude tat was sweet 'chop me'

by chopinator November 09, 2013

Chop Suey Joint

Groovy music.

This song is Chop Suey Joint.

by PelaezLink January 17, 2019

Flop the chop

To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.

"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.

by Melbear August 18, 2018