by Urmomhasligma March 23, 2023

The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021

by spitroast99 June 26, 2022

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

A nearly 3 Hour video of 4 late teens on a discord call with a shit ton of spectators. In the call. The 4 teens scream at each other for 3 hours straight known as packing.
"Did you watch The end of mourn...?"
"Yeah but it got boring fast, I went to the comments and skipped to 44:05 to watch where the Violation took place."
"Yeah but it got boring fast, I went to the comments and skipped to 44:05 to watch where the Violation took place."
by BookieMcDookie January 6, 2021

Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Bookss
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Person1: “Did you catch that episode of The Deep End? Almost died laughing!” Person2: “Omg yes, best thing ever!!”
by Kiwi3839 October 13, 2018
