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The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.
Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
by Fitterfablife69 September 19, 2019
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ol' irish steamwhistle

a prankster yanks on your scrotum so hard your heart stops
Paddy almost died when Liam gave him the ol' irish steamwhistle.
by BigBuddha76 March 4, 2016
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Irish tank

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!
by MoonLemon January 26, 2022
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Irish Egg Roll

When a guy is way too drunk to get it up so he gets an Asian prostitute to peg him furiously from behind .
This whiskey Dick is the worst ...Do you want to just give me an Irish Egg Roll?
by Tony Bananas November 21, 2020
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irishing

The act of viewing a party or bar from a dark corner, heavily intoxicated, and imagining that one is the center of the universe. The man or woman in this position is generally a redhead or ginger.
Girl: "Hey man, you alright over there?"
Guy: "Oh yeah, just kicked back Irishing"
by Chippilicious March 3, 2019
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Irish Creamsicle

An traditional act performed every St. Patrick's Day.

On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.

i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
by AeonicShadow August 2, 2025
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Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.
Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?
by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022
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