by gayhehehehe November 3, 2019
Get the KICK SAM MONTHmug. A fake sugar babe who exploits horny old men for money. They will often exploit several men at once using nudes they have been sent.
by thepigeonpie April 2, 2020
Get the Dirty sam boothmug. by Cole-kun March 2, 2021
Get the Sam Cole, innit?mug. by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019
Get the Pull a Sam Haynesmug. He has aphenphosmphobia and looks like Norman Reedus. He also carries a baby around for some reason.
Worker#1: urgh the delivery guy is back again
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
Worker#2: ah Sam Porter Bridges yeah?
Worker#1: yes
Worker#2: What does he want?
Worker#1: Monster energy drinks ~_~
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
Get the Sam Porter Bridgesmug. Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.
Bro I finally got with Mega Dick Sam!
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
No way I heard he isn’t even real!
We had sex yesterday, look how wide my asshole is!
You lucky bastard
by cumcannister July 26, 2021
Get the mega dick sammug. Mate #1: she seems nice
Mate #2: Nah man she just got out of a relay
Mate #1: I'll just go for a cheeky Sam Grab
Mate #2: Nah man she just got out of a relay
Mate #1: I'll just go for a cheeky Sam Grab
by Kebab_Lover October 27, 2015
Get the cheeky Sam Grabmug.