mindfulness

When a woman momentarily possesses the mental state of a man (i.e. pays attention and thinks rationally). This is apparently a novel state for most First World women, nearly akin to achieving orgasm.

In a moment of mindfulness, I put down my Danielle Steele novel and felt a wave of despair and suicidal thoughts, suddenly seeing my life for the pointlessly hollow shell of consumerism that it is. Then I downed a mimosa and admired my nails until the clarity passed.

by Bachelor boB July 11, 2021

Mind rape

The intrusion of the mind by a well-trained mind rapist. His mind is so advanced he can creep into your mind unnoticed and you can't stop it because it's too late when it's noticeable.

Person A: Please teach me your ways of the mind rape.

Person B: Are you ready to learn the ways and give up so much
Person A: Yes master I must mind rape Jenny from math and learn her secrets.

by Goochterminator26 January 17, 2016

TikTok Mind Fuck

TikTok’s secret algorithm designed to mess with your head. You can go from feeling happy, sad, horny, or gayish.

Manny ran to the bathroom with the Jergens again. He got to stop checking out that chick Amy on TikTok. He got the TikTok mind fuck. Yo Manny, put that phone down man!

by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 13, 2022

mind botling

having difficulty deciphering a phrase or text that can lead to frustration.

"It's mind botling with what you just said, I don't understand what angle your coming from"

by tustada May 5, 2016

mind cruise

To zone out; daydream

Hey quit takin a mind cruise and let's get going!

by missy23 March 28, 2010

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017