by Brandy Allen April 14, 2019
Get the National hugging daymug. by daddybb4567 May 25, 2018
Get the national handjob daymug. A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.
A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.
A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.
We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.
Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.
Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.
Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.
by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011
Get the distressed british nationalmug. The day all the homies come together and hold each other’s cheeks to to spread some boltmister cheer. We all Love BOLZY
by The Banksten December 25, 2020
Get the National Bolzy Daymug. April 24 is national rape day, a day where pedos try to make it ok to rape people and it’s disgusting
by Crazyboi69 April 24, 2021
Get the National rape daymug. May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."
Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."
"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."
"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"
"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."
"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"
Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."
"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."
"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"
"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."
"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"
Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
by The Fapadelics December 28, 2012
Get the National Fap Daymug. On national bitch day you have a pass to be a absolute bitch to anyone you see their are no exceptions girls can be a bitch too
by JaskoDoubleCool October 16, 2019
Get the National be a bitch daymug.