Matthew

An obese kid that likes to bully others and lies because he is so single.

Ugh, you're such a Matthew.

by Just_a_random_human October 29, 2019

Matthew

Matthew, where do I even begin to explain Matthew. He’s a smart funny, kind hearted person. Is a nerd when it comes to basketball. Puts his mind to a goal and will achieve that goal. Strong, handsome, fun to talk too. Matthew's the type of person to make the whole room laugh with his jokes. Everyone loves Matthew. Just looking at him you’ll fall in love with his precious eyes. But overall just the most amazing person ever.

👤:Omg looks it’s Matthew😱!

Matthew: Hi

👤: *blushes*

by ana_g April 24, 2022

Matthew

A Canadian man with a micro who happens to also be a downie.

I would kill myself if I was a Matthew.

by illuminabi March 6, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a boy that can put his mind to something and then do it. He is super cooperative and can put you in a good mood in just a second. You could be sad but he would make a joke with his stupid, hilarious humor and make you laugh. Hes not a guy to try to get a girlfriend but when he 'accidently' finds that girl for him he'll treat her like shes everything.

You: "oh my who's that"

Friend: "that's matthew"
You: "damn"

by xd sophia January 9, 2019

Matthew

A kid who's short, very slick at playing video games at night and never sleeps. To his homies, he is a great and reliable respectful friend. He is asian, brown eye, short hair, "popular" & is a trouble maker.

Yo Matt why you so short. (Matthew) whY yOu BuLLy mE?

by Memegof13838 January 27, 2020

Matthew

He is the hottest sexiest son of a bitch he pulls literally everyone and sucks off every girl, he has 8 inches + if u find a wild Matthew you for sure are lucky.

Matthew is sexy and IS AN ETERNAL SEX GOD

by Urban dic matt January 15, 2024

Matthew

Someone that is a midget that loses his temper very gay.

matthew is a midget and hes short

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023