Matthew

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay

Matthew is a gay baddie

by Gay Baddie Bestie November 21, 2021

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: are you coming to my party ?

Matthew: yeah definitely

Narrator: Matthew never attends the party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a guy who tends to be very childish but can be fun.matthew is very annoying. Matthew will always by scratching or event playing with his balls.If you ever date a Matthew warring he's supper sus

Have you seen that guy scratching his balls he's definitely a Matthew

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Matthew

A Matthew can be calm, friendly, and overall pretty nice, but if you get on their bad side they are the last person you want to see. With big brown eyes and darkish or black hair, they can be pretty cute, not gonna lie. They can be friendly, laid back, and just a good person, but they can also be a jerk who thinks it’s funny to make fun of people when a secret, like their crush, comes out. Don’t get on their bad side though, or you won’t ever want to see them again. They can be laid back and under the radar at first until you get one mad or get their friend mad. But if you meet a Matthew, keep them around and get them on your good side. You will never know what may happen around them.

Girl: Who’s that over there?
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.

Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.

Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.

Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.

Girl: See ya!

by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019

Matthew Sims

Best gamer in the world and has a fat cock

oh wow is that matthew sims he is so good at gaming and has a fat cock

by Niggachew January 13, 2021

Matthew watterson

A rat snitch a snake , a lying back stabbing little bitch who will try to have u arrested just to try amd get your girl

Matthew watterson called the police and lied to have a neighbor arrested so he could try and get his gf. Mathew is a snitch bitch

by RealReckonizeReal April 10, 2020

Matthew

A Matthew is a sweet, caring, guy, who may not always be the perfect looking guy of your dreams, but he's above and beyond in every other category. If you have a Matthew in your life, you may soon fall in love with him, if you already haven't. Keep him close, as you would regret losing him.

That Matthew lookin good

by Matthew2048 February 19, 2022