Scorched Muffin

Profane sex act where you light the female's public hair on fire and then you proceed to penetrate her until the sheer force puts out the flame.

"Ronny gave La Verne a scorched muffin last night and now they aren't talking. On a related note, La Verne has third degree burns on her pelvis."

by Stratosphere March 15, 2010

truffle muffin

Slow ass driver

This truffle muffin needs to get going.

by Milliron25 March 29, 2016

Muffin Pants

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

muffin factory

Brothel

Lately I have not had much success arranging intercourse with the ladies, so I finally had to go straight to the muffin factory and take care of that shit.

by ghettosteve October 10, 2008

Turd muffin

Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.

Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.

Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .

by Turdmuffincreator November 8, 2018

Sewage Muffin

When you have a muffin that looks as if it is a Turd that has been inflated with a bicycle pump.

It is usually thought of as a Delicacy in the eastern Society

Person 1: dude, that sewage mufifn looks epic
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,

by Decapitated Harlequin May 21, 2009

Muffin fight

A sexual act prefomed by lesbians. It's a referance to when the two or more women's muffin top bump in to each other while haveing sex. Typicaly the girls giggle and laugh while doing it.

Man, I saw this awsome muffin fight video online last night.

by The50258 March 10, 2010