may 26th

national baddie day for alayna and roxzee NO ONE ELSE !!!

omg it’s may 26th, that means it’s national baddie day for rox and alayna.

by lolwearebaddies February 25, 2021

mai lou

a very air headed girl who doesnt get the idea of sarcasm and unintentionally makes a fool of herself on a regular basis

"Yeah, Emily's here. She's just invisible."
"Oh really? I can't see her!"
"Mai lou, she's not REALLY invisible."
"Oh. Then where is she??"

by peace.love.twilight. July 04, 2009

May 4

National slap boys day.
It’s where woman who are finally day being treated wrong treat finally slap boys cause they definitely deserve it you go queen!

Alice: Jake guess what day it is!
Jake: what
Alice: National slap boys day also May 4!

by Theslesbain May 01, 2021

May 17th

May 17th is national give your cat a cuddle day. If you don’t have a cat go hug your friends cat. If you don’t hug a cat then it’s your loss

Person number 1: what day is it?
Person 2: may 17th 🙄
Person number 1: oh shiet I need to go hug the cat

by Lou is hazzas babie🤤 November 11, 2019

May 17th

National soapy b00b picture day

On may 17th every girl should send a male a soapy tit picture

by Aaron0848 May 17, 2022

may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

by g4qqy May 07, 2022

May 10th

National send nudes to your best friend day.

Alex: Hey Amanda, it’s May 10th, can I get a soapy tit pic?

by Anizzyya April 09, 2021