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Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
by Friggyodon January 27, 2015
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Spice Lord

A person who is experienced in eating spicy foods, specifically Hot Peppers or sauces that incorporate high potency Capsaicin.
Wow, Pat really took those Ghost Pepper wings to the face, they must be a real Spice Lord!
by a_in_pa August 9, 2022
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Gay lord

Dawson is a gay lord because he fucks guys online for fun
Me: is that Dawson the gay lord?
Random: yes he slept with my boyfriend and cheated on his girlfriend
by I love Jake October 7, 2019
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Loop Lord

A person who watches the same TV show or movie or listens to the same song an unreasonable amount of times.
Tyrone is such a Loop Lord. He's played that song like six times in a row now.
by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022
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Chife Lord

Someone who continuously hits your vape and uses up ALL of your pods
YO stop hitting my juul, you’re such a chife lord
by Beaker is a G July 19, 2018
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Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio
Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin
by Dank Meject July 9, 2016
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Lord Bergström

The Lord, Lord Bergström is the most awesome person ever.

He is known for just being the Lord of all Lords

Lord Bergström was born sometime in February 2015
Wow that guy is awesome, he must be a Lord Bergström
by TheRealLordBergström August 18, 2017
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