This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.
"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."
by Friggyodon January 28, 2015
Lord Milky: (noun) A mythical creature known for their legendary combination of humor, heart issues, and a propensity to turn any social gathering into a comedy show, fueled by copious amounts of alcohol. Beware, for encountering a Lord Milky may lead to uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to check your own heart rate.
At the party last night, when 'Lord Milky' started telling jokes, I swear, I laughed so hard, I thought I might have a heart issue myself!
by MmmmPP Licky Licky September 30, 2023
by Chris J. CornBread July 31, 2003
by BoyBarbiedoll April 13, 2017
ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014
It’s when something is so amazing it’s a GOD but so much better that it can be the lord,but it can’t just be the lord it’s the lord of god
by Lordy Jesus November 05, 2017
A rapper from SoundCloud who is usually raps like ski mask the slump god,his top sound is LET IT GXBut he is very friendly and calm when you talk to him in person,he’s really funny but sometimes he’s very depressed and doesn’t wanna talk to anyone,his inspiration is scarlxrd$kee lord is also really nice
by The realization December 05, 2018