talking like a sausage

speaking nonsense, telling lies, not making any sense

"Whaddya mean, I don't look good in this jacket? You're talking like a sausage."

talking like a sausage by benjamin sTone February 6, 2004

Choke me like you hate me but you love me 

The first line of corpses music video "e girls are ruining my life!'

Choke me like you hate me but you love me (meme)

Choke me like you hate me but you love me by DuelKatanaNinja2 January 6, 2021

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays 

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays by Blomjenny December 7, 2007

Ship it like fedex 

When you ship two characters (typically from cartoons/anime) so hard that you have to mention the shipping service, fedex to add extra emphasis on the pair you are shipping.

-person is watching something with a friend-
Person1:"Whoa! that was good, especially the part with frank and tina!"
Person2:"Yeah I totally ship it."
Person1:"really?"
Person2:"Yeah man I ship it like fedex!"

Ship it like fedex by ThatOneAnimeFan June 16, 2016

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! 

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! by snotterson July 7, 2011

going at it like rabbits 

When 2 people fuck a lot or have sex at a fast speed

Jack and Jill were going at it like rabbits in the bathroom

going at it like rabbits by Lawtoe November 13, 2017

You look like DaBaby 

When someone says you look like “Dababy” it’s typically to a person who knows they are attractive. Especially when people post thirst traps.

“Bruh you look like Dababy”

You look like DaBaby by emersonblakee January 23, 2021