Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.
by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018
A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.
by Big Wanker June 28, 2019
To jerk off while on trampoline.
by spurrrrnt May 19, 2021
spouces arms and legs to the bed causing them to be bed bound so no movement in possible. Then bring a 12 foot ladder into the room. Begin masturbating to get a erection and jump in a spread eagle motion into your asleep partners ass hole. Causing a amazing, spontanious reaction with your partner.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
WARNING: May cause Death, Anal Bleeding, AND/OR Broken Cock, head trauma, nose bleed, erectile disfunction heptititus A AND/OR B, hair loss, asthema, and poo poo on your dick.
Dave,why are you upset? where is your wife? I gave her a Base-Jump and she died of eternal a$$ bleeding... Oh dear
by Quastel Leeyawnka April 17, 2010
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"
by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024
"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."
"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"
"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."
"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"
"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"
by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024
A over used game on khan academy in a christian private school. Also an addiction on rainy days and known to be rage quit when the teacher closes it out.
by >;'( February 13, 2024