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Brandon Mills

A fucking hot man, I would smash any day, would date anyday, would let him pound my bussy, I had a crush on him at one point. Very sensitive and nice, also very rugged and handsome looking.
person one - Would you let Brandon Mills pound your bussy
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
by UwU_femboy_nyaaa~ April 23, 2024
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Brandon Hoffman

A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
Stop singing, you’re acting like a real Brandon Hoffman right now
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
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Brandon

A short soccer player. He wants to know all the tea and won't stop annoying you till he knows. The opposite of sexy. Thinks he is good at everything.(but his siblings are cute)
"Brandon is soooooo short and annoying"
by kitkat601 March 4, 2020
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brandon and ryan

you are such a brandon and ryan man
by mememememem1234567 April 28, 2021
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brandon hs

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fu king bathroom with his op ass
Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs
by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021
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Brandon Lang

Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
by The Bible teacher September 22, 2020
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Brandon

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.
by brandismillah November 30, 2023
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