August 25th

If you were born in this day your gayer then my fucking mom. 🖕🏻

:”Dude when we’re you born?
:”August 25th, why?

by KAT._.JAR May 10, 2022

August

sped white guy who looks black. Has 2 brain cells, drug addict, smoke weed and does balloons every day. Loves his tequila shots and 50 cent. Loves to call people bozos but he da bozo.

August is such a fucking sped

by krufiz May 12, 2022

August 6

If you are born on August 6. you have a really big ding dong.

Person 1.: When did you born?
Person 2.: August 6.
Person 1.: Damn bro respect!

by slugfuck69 October 6, 2022

August 13

The hottest people to ever touch this soil was born on this date (aka will buice and Tessa havlik)

“Omg Tessa and will are so sexy they are both born on august 13th”

by Shdhsjas October 11, 2022

2. August

National smash a glass day.

You can smash the glass anywhere. Even ur teachers face, or your bestfriends face. You get extra points if you do it on your siblings face.

"AY FRED COME HERE!" *Smashes a glass on his face* +2point "YOU FUCKIN BITCH!" *smashes a glass in his face too* +4points 2. August

by The real Vikstar123 October 13, 2022

August

Some cute fuck im not dating but im really into

Suzie: yo august you cute
August: i hate myself

by Skybluehoodie January 1, 2022

August 6

August 6 is the day when your suppose to be noticed by a person and be friends

Girl 1: fuckkkkkkk that girl looks fire ,right?
Guy 1: yeah ,wanna say hi
Girl 1: Yeah
Guy 2: I mean its fucking August 6 so yeah go for it

by D4_D0 January 16, 2022