Andrew

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Andrew is a CUNT

by anonymous April 7, 2023

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Did you hear about the thing Andrew told me?

Nah, don't worry about it, he's an Andrew

by reyesgaslight.gov July 30, 2022

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andrew

has a dog named coco. he is sus but he makes tons of freinds

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by I know you gys time to die November 3, 2022

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Has the personality of a house plant. Their sense of humor is non-existent, remember, house plant. Listens to Mmm-Bop on repeat while showering and eats stale cereal with water for breakfast. Likes to go to dog parks (with no dog) to purposely step in dog poop. Will show up at random birthday parties at public parks claiming to be the real father of the child who's birthday it is. Does not cover their mouth when coughing and sneezes directly into the pathway of other people. And if other people sneeze around them, they yell "shut the fuck up" instead of bless you. Always pees on the toilet seat and does not wipe. Spits against the wind when riding their bike. Their clothing style is usually spot on though, so I guess there's that going for them.

Who is that guy over there? He smells like shit, has dry spit on his face, and told me to shut the fuck up when I sneezed.
Oh, that's Andrew.

by AlwaysSunnyinmyAsshole November 24, 2021

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Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.

Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."

by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023

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