August

A guy with a very small penis.

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

4th of August

On the 4th August You are allowed to annoy your Mutuals and they can’t unfollow you :)

“Hi! HI HI HI HI”
“What are you doing?”
“It’s the 4th of August

by Slay people July 4, 2022

August 16th

Match we bf/crush at school

Y’all need to match tf on August 16th

by Deborhqnrk August 14, 2022

August 10th

National Boyfriend day

Omg its August 10th, I gotta post my boyfriend!!!

by Jackson pound August 9, 2022

August 20

National Booty pics day

send your crush/gf/bf 15 booty pics with different angles

bf: Wow it’s August 20, you know what that means ?

gf: *15 attachments*

by LargeBigMacPlease August 20, 2023

August 9th

National appreciate bae day!❤️ Appreciate your bae nd let them know how much they mean to you!💯

August 9th is national appreciate bae day so I’m gonna post my gf nd get her Starbucks!

by Titties765 August 9, 2022

August Neifert

A term referring to a homosexual or a 'queer' that will not come out of the closet.

Wow, Clay Aiken was an August Neifert for so long.

by Derek W. Copping February 9, 2009