A factual telling of a situation or story.
(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."
Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"
Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"
Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010
by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 08, 2014
by trtw June 02, 2010
The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.
Also called Knocking Off.
Also called Knocking Off.
X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"
Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"
X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"
Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"
X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"
by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015
a pull god
by riiiianananananiiiiii February 23, 2019
by Joh November 01, 2023
The action of groups equating issues with the struggles African Americans have faced in the United States, no matter how small or ridiculous they sound.
Johnny Hall that struggle jacking dumbass really tried to equate wearing a mask with slavery. This dumbass then said that social distancing is jim crow all over again.
by Bigrick9 October 05, 2020