Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010
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flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off
"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."
by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 08, 2014
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Jack Colorful

Drug dealing lumberjack who hangs out in front of elementary schools beating up kids
by trtw June 02, 2010
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Jacking Black

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.
X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"
by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015
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jack s.

jack s. is just the greatest and is a pull god.
by riiiianananananiiiiii February 23, 2019
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Jack Bain

A devious figure that lurks around Scotland who loves kids.
by Joh November 01, 2023
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Struggle Jacking

The action of groups equating issues with the struggles African Americans have faced in the United States, no matter how small or ridiculous they sound.
Johnny Hall that struggle jacking dumbass really tried to equate wearing a mask with slavery. This dumbass then said that social distancing is jim crow all over again.
by Bigrick9 October 05, 2020
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