Brown torpedo

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.

When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo

by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

pumpernickle brown

some piece of shit beautiful cat that keeps running around my apartment

pumpernickle brown was in my apartment this afternoon and alex picked the nigga up by his back and threw him outdoors

by the real mark Stevens November 1, 2008

The Brown Flame

Diarrhea

The brown flame just caught my pants on fire!

by pigmetal June 13, 2014

brown chiclets

very hard and tiny (usually "tiny size chiclet" sized; hence the name) cling-ons.

"OMG, I think I have hemorrhoids! Nope, just brown chiclets."

by mr. grumpus pantalones January 6, 2010

the Brown is down

The term is used for when 'unloading the brown stuff' in the toilet.

phew, thank god for that, the brown is down.

by sandyring April 3, 2011

Brown Eel

A horrible, long, slimy turd that slips a little too easily out of your ass as if on it's own free will. Aka K-19 - The Widowmaker. A Kursk.

A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.

by Doyle69 March 1, 2009

Brown Sack

When you poop in your hands and smack someone's bare balls with it.

I had to wash my nuts because I got brown sacked.

by Ana Appelbaum November 23, 2009