UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

I don't no

It sounds like it means "I don't know", but it actually just means "I don't have no as my answer", so you might still have an answer; it would just have to be something other than no.

Did you eat all the cookies?

I don't no.

by Definitively Cool November 26, 2023

I was in fear of my safety

I was in fear of my safety is a term commonly used as a blanket defense by a police or law enforcement officer to justify use of force against a civilian or other person. Historically, this defense carries a very low burden of proof from the officer or department. ©2021/Rdee

I was in fear of my safety so I shot the suspect in the back

by Rdee_ April 18, 2021

I´m fine

what you say when you actoally are to mad and dont WANT TO talk. So what you need to do is accept and go buy a cookie for yourself and eat infront of them.
The total opposite of "i dont want to talk about it"

I´m fine and give me cookie

by purple minion February 4, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

I don’t hate hispanics

Why would I be a hater

I don’t hate hispanics. That’s not me. I hope they realize this

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024