Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

shit from a butt

When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.

Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?

Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.

by conflict dude February 24, 2024

go shit yourself

it does not have meanings

Just go shit yourself

(That sentences doesn't make sense)

by harmi0101 March 2, 2024

that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.

by ö~ö June 18, 2024

Snap shit

One that snapchats while shitting

Stacey is such a snap shitter

by GangbangGrandma August 6, 2017

Taz shit

Breaking the bro code

I was talking to a ting and he did some Taz shit and started chatting to her

by bigtrickstar October 10, 2025