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Can I frockes?

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"Hello there"

"Heya, can I frockes?"
by anonymous April 17, 2025
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Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...
Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."
by Hym Iam September 29, 2025
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I

❤️
Always
I do
❤️
Love you
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 February 21, 2025
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I

Silent

Never will my heart be…
4u!
Twirl I will do
To say I love you!!!
And that I did today❤️
Now

Just to see those eyes!!!!
At the same time:)
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 18, 2024
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》In The Country Of Ears, Nose, & Throat {United States Of America}, What Makes You Think I Will Help You Through The Woes Of Your Horoscopes《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 26, 2025
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I love YOU!!!!
If only you truly knew….
If only this love I could speak…
Beyond UD….

YOU are the one
Who makes me glow…
A million miles I would row…
If my love for you
I could show…
For this day…
I will always pray…
Everyday

I LOVE YOU!!!!
by U loving me; only in my dreams October 15, 2024
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i hate them all

Oh god its one of them. I hate them all.
by ihatethemdiggas April 25, 2023
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