Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Think Of Catalogs In Front Of Me, I Dare You<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

I am an Angelomix

Deprived from the words angel and demonix they have 2 meanings
1. to be good and evil at the same time depending on your mood
2. to be on both sides for your own goals and reasons
never trust them with your valuables

1. "i am good right now but maybe later ill do some evil later im what you would call and angelomix"
2. " i am on both your sides mostly for my own reasons and goals not your i am an angelomix"

by Triston320 May 18, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose robles, Will And Do Not Talk To Anyone Unless They Talk TO YOu First<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

I can draw anything

Describes a person that can draw anything,
example like kogito.

Kogito: "I can draw anything"
Person: "Kogito can draw anything"

by 02dcs October 31, 2023

i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

by Dakarp December 23, 2017