I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

I GOT TO GO PEE

UR FAT

I GOT TO GO PEE BECAUSE U ATE THE CAKE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 3, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek Pinault, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

i only go for blondes

When you absoluteley pie off some one you said you like

(i only go for blondes) pieing off some one you said you like

by Haptix April 1, 2020

Pannan i baren

when you fall asleep, especially in the bar

sven: oh no where is christina
torkel: Oh no she has pannan i baren and the clock is only 2 am:(

by Knarkulina May 30, 2022

I have no idea

Cum

I have no idea about Samantha cumming

by Piss baby loloololololol May 21, 2021

I love women

You love a woman, we all do.

Me: Woahh... i love women
Kyle: But you.. can't be gay.
Me: Does it look like i care.

by iwouldratherdie April 19, 2022