uncle thomas

A redneck insult describing A white person who favors blacks vs. Thier own race
( The white version of an "uncle tom". )

"Joey is wearing fubu jeans , a mecca shirt , and a Durag" , "that kid is such an uncle thomas"

by BIGSEAN727 November 20, 2015

uncle bertie

Dirty women

That girls an uncle bertie

by swifty007 January 24, 2016

Uncle Spanky

Everyone's estranged uncle who likes to cleverly touch his adolescent nieces where he probably shouldn't, usually in the form of a seemingly innocent pat on the ass or thigh.

"You going to Miley's 15th birthday party?"
"Hell no-uncle Spanky will be there."

by scrappington2 April 4, 2016

Duke Uncle

A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.

Duke uncle is a very annoying piece of shit that was fucked by Masud Uncle.

by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019

Uncle

A man with a very big basement and only cums on Christmas eve

My brother: Hey Uncle Randy
Uncle Randy: Go downstairs and bend over sweet cheeks.

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

Uncle's Day

Uncle's day it on November 22 and u post and love ur uncle as much as possible to get on there nerves. Have fun uncle's.

Have the best Uncle's day ever.

by YoungerDagger November 21, 2019

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019