The name for a person who frequently responds to snaps containing entire paragraphs with a photo of the same corner of her forehead. She has never even considered dating anybody. Nobody knows what her type is, but it is certainly NOT tall, intelligent, popular dirty blondes who are passionate leaders and have abnormally large penises. It is widely believed that she, in fact, does not even like men due to her running away from everything even slightly hard, including but certainly not limited to her Junior year in SGA. She only applied to Catholic schools because she knows that she would get converted to Satanism within hours of attending a “liberal” public school. For safety reasons, experts have noted that if you see her within 10 feet of a Beef O’Brady’s or a hill, it is best to make like “She” and become both a runner and a track star. If for whatever odd reason you decide to attract her, it is best to use deep connections between the New Testament and the Old Testament or misogynistic jokes. She wants to have an Occupational Therapy career, but we all know she will give up before the end of Freshman year and become a nun. Ring by spring my ass. Anyways, go Girenes, whatever the fuck that is (or Burning Bushes for those who are cultured)
Person 1: Yo is that the girl that was twerking on Christopher Ice after drinking too much of the Blood of Christ last night?
Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
Person 2: Yeah, her name is camryn Olive
by Billian Lodeur July 29, 2021
Get the camryn Olivemug. THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HES HOT SMART RICH LADIES HE IS YOUR MAN
NO ONE IS AS COOL AS OLIVER COMANS THAT FACT!!
NO ONE IS AS COOL AS OLIVER COMANS THAT FACT!!
by we can be heros October 28, 2022
Get the oliver comansmug. 
dear Oliver,
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me
karina: "oliver is so amazing I love him."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."
by shitonyourfacecunt December 12, 2021
Get the Olivermug. by HAHAHAGANGX01 March 29, 2020
Get the Olivermug. A known name also referred as Oliver Garden. Oliver’s are usually known for there lack of talent and known of gender.
by Oliver garden July 14, 2021
Get the Olivermug. The name of the kid who constantly asks for more screen time, as he subscribes to 500+ YouTube channels in a row
Despite having had 2 hours of screen time on YouTube, Oliver still says, "Please Mom, may I have more screen time on YouTube."
by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025
Get the Olivermug.