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Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011
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jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.
Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?
by Kambell October 24, 2017
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Cuddle Jump

Noun/verb to intentially cuddle with a person as a stepstone before engaging in sexual relations
"Yo, the other day I was Netflix and chilling and did a total cuddle jump with Susie."

"On our third date, Tylan totally cuddle jumped me."
by TomSmith13 December 12, 2015
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Jumped the fun

WHen you jump the gun but no violence is involved and instead it’s used to describe when someone jumps ahead on the fun someone was having.
1: Heyy! You jumped the fun again!
2: heyy! I’m sorry ☹️
by anonymous August 8, 2018
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Nut Jumps

Another way of saying "Blue Balls".

When you try to get with a girl, but instead she gives you blue balls.

Resulting in your sperm jumping around needing to be released soon.
Man, Becky be giving me the nut jumps! If I don't jerk off in her face soon, my balls will explode!
by Endoe Kronic December 23, 2020
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jumping po

JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN AND SING A SPECIAL SONG!
person:hey have you heard off the new jumping po toy

person that got infected by jumping po: JUMPING PO LOVES TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN
by Louie_thecutestpug July 8, 2021
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