The most sexiest man alive, doesn’t give a fuck about what others say and does his own shit. Jordan’s are usually british fucks that accept ‘NO BALLS’ challenges. Another name for Jordan is Jessica, usually when Jordan fucks himself over for 1k.
by ZeroVeles May 14, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. schools in jordan all look the same. poor aspect bcs their country is poor (im sorry) and it all looks like a desert around them. :(
so u be walking in the middle of the desert with ur friend and u see a building:
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"
"ok bye we have arrived at the schools IN JORDAN! this is my school. cya"
by ahmedsgirlfriend January 22, 2019
Get the schools in jordanmug. a hot person who deserves the world with some screws loose in their head and fun to be around often overthinks and is addicted to validation from others they are a very loving person with a big heart and keep their issues to themselves people think their shy yet they make risky decisions on the daily and love being in company of others they don’t want others to worry even in the darkest of times and always tries to help everyone
everyone needs a jordan in their life they’re the best friend you could ever ask for
everyone needs a jordan in their life they’re the best friend you could ever ask for
jordan is hot!
by lalalllaaaa November 23, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Suddenly and abruptly blocking and dropping all communication with a large group of friends with little to no explanation.
by aaronvark September 3, 2025
Get the Pulling a Jordanmug. The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.
by Beep beep123 November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by bigtrumpet October 30, 2017
Get the jordan peviamug. by Flowerpower135 September 2, 2016
Get the Jordansmug.