A condom
by Lil circumcised November 25, 2019
any lenny face with "{ }" brackets
by klfgs77 August 04, 2020
Where you give a transgender a blowjob and then cumshot in the ears and lick the ears and start licking the crack whilst the transgender hasn’t wiped and you’ve got shit over your face and start tongue kissing aggressively until you feel sick and be sick all over the genitals and stay aggressively sucking on the genital and jumping until they cum and eat all the cum and then you start jumping them until you cum and start licking your own cum and anything left over until you eventually pass out
by Lg49 January 29, 2022
A stupid flat ugly un loyal piece of pube hair who is a fat whore she also if your white don’t date her she cheats on you which lightskins
by Ttyy55 August 02, 2022
Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.
All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!
by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022
A pejorative term used within the Percy Jackson and the Olympians fandom to describe the 2010 live-action film adaptation of The Lightning Thief, as well as its 2013 sequel, The Sea of Monsters. The term references the character Dionysus from the books, who is known to incorrectly refer to the franchise's titular character as "Peter Johnson."
by Leonidas Valdez September 22, 2023
The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 10, 2014