Uncle

The one in the family who touches you at night while you're sleeping.

Uncle: little Johny most be sleep time to party.

by McDuggar February 24, 2022

sally uncle

when you deeply dislike someone

"gosh i hate her"
"i know right! she such a sally uncle"

by theatergeek04 December 31, 2022

first great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

uncle bill

creator of bill-sploit, and the master of succ.

retard #1 - yo, do you know who uncle bill is?
retard#2 - yeah nigger, the creator of bill-sploit and the grand master of succ.

by Aware_Gogeta May 6, 2017

uncle smudgey

an uncle smudgey is when a person fingers there asshole to get shit on their fingers then you rub it in a poor innocent bitches face therefore you uncle smudgeyd someone

"hey i im gonna uncle smudgey kyle watch this"
kyle gets smudgeyed

"hahah kyle you dipshit u have a little thing on ur face"
"fuck you guys i shit my pants enough"

by rbudburnin October 23, 2013

Bob ur uncle

Bob

Bob ur uncle

by VioletPW November 21, 2021

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings children.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!

by tdids93 June 8, 2022