Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"
by Princess Dildo June 10, 2017
Get the princess dildomug. by trustmeiknowthesethings April 1, 2019
Get the danish princessmug. 1) E-eeeep! My Princess Needle is loose!
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?
A Princess Needle
3) The Princess Needle is so wierd
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?
A Princess Needle
3) The Princess Needle is so wierd
by epic periwinkle master July 4, 2024
Get the Princess Needlemug. A highly flamboyant term used to describe an individual that likes being penetrated by rock hard rods including a spear used to kill moby dick. This person can also be identified if their name happens to be Nick Lehto aka the original spear princess.
Bartender: “Hey man what can I get you?”
Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”
Bartender: “Sus!”
Spear princess: “Yeah any shot I could try that spear princess?”
Bartender: “Sus!”
by Aladeen21 May 21, 2023
Get the spear princessmug. A beautiful looking person (regardless of gender) who lives their life never having to lift a finger, yet has a worry free, care free life. They don't work, yet they live off the work of others who they don't respect or appreciate those who do everything for them.
Named for the idea that many little girls have of growing up to become "A Disney Princess", plus the story The Time Machine by H.G. Wells where the Eloi didn't work for anything, yet got to enjoy all the pleasures life had to offer.
Named for the idea that many little girls have of growing up to become "A Disney Princess", plus the story The Time Machine by H.G. Wells where the Eloi didn't work for anything, yet got to enjoy all the pleasures life had to offer.
"Man, my girlfriend Bonnie is such a Princess Eloi."
"What do you mean?"
"We've lived together for over a year now, and everyday I come he from work and ask her about her day, and every day she tells me that she watched movies all day."
"Hey, at least she's doing the house work, right?"
"Wrong dude. I do the house work around here."
"But at least you get sex out of it."
"Yeah...about once a month."
"Ouch. You really need to break up with that Princess Eloi and find someone who is willing to support and respect you."
"What do you mean?"
"We've lived together for over a year now, and everyday I come he from work and ask her about her day, and every day she tells me that she watched movies all day."
"Hey, at least she's doing the house work, right?"
"Wrong dude. I do the house work around here."
"But at least you get sex out of it."
"Yeah...about once a month."
"Ouch. You really need to break up with that Princess Eloi and find someone who is willing to support and respect you."
by TobiasMarco June 2, 2022
Get the Princess Eloimug. Noun; A 6-7 out’ve 10. Does herself up to be a modest 8. Usually from a nicer area of town (Bonita Springs, Naples), in some case originating from San Carlos itself, although rarely a local. Introduced to “The Park” between 18-25, due to minimal exposure to degeneracy and debauchery in youth, quickly falls in love with the first male to give her attention from the streets of SCP. This happens fast and obsessively due to experiencing lowlife behavior thought to be missed out in youth (drinking, smoking, partying). Male is typical 4-6 out’ve 10, Hispanic or White, and dates younger girls with low self esteem as that’s all he can get. See TRASH for more detailed description.
“Dude, did you see who’s she’s dating!? She left HIM for THIS guy. Yeah bro, we knew her since we were kids, what the hell happened?”
“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”
“Damn bro, she’s lost her mind and really downgraded her life. What a Park Princess!”
by rockbigcock August 13, 2022
Get the Park Princessmug. Coolest Female Hedgehog name ever!!! Super sweet and often can be a brat!!... But that's ok cause she's so cute and loveable... She is the most uncuddly cuddler ever!
OMG!! I just bought a female hedgehog! I will name her Princess Prickle Pickle!! Awesome!! *proceeds to high five everyone*
by Tj Dojjo March 29, 2017
Get the princess prickle picklemug.