Noob

I eat ass

Dude I’m such a noob!

by YeeterTheSkeeter December 3, 2019

Lol xD Noob

A way to describe a inexperienced player.

A way to laugh at a inexperienced player

Person 1: I just destroyed this noob.
Person 2: Haha Lol xD Noob, he must be so bad.

by ShElnes March 3, 2021

noob

The word used by people who know that in reality they are pros but are afraid to admit it.

Yesterday Mark said he was a noob. I laughed knowing he would get 100% in the marketing test.

by Happy daddy November 26, 2020

noob

Mathew

Mathew ur a noob looool

by eppiiiccc gammerr September 12, 2019

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...

by Sexydimma February 4, 2012

Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.

Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.

by Cittycat April 15, 2012